A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office
to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the
man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and
bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next
day the 70 year old man reappears at the
doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is
as clean and empty as on – the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the
man explains: “Well, doc, it’s like this: First I
tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I
tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then
I asked my wife for help. She – tried with her
right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but
nothing. She – even tried with her mouth, first
with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and
still nothing. We even called up the lady next
door and-she tried with both hands and her
mouth too, but nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your
neighbor?” the old man replied, “yep, but no
matter what we tried we couldn’t get the
DAMN jar open!