…….It’s all happened some years ago
When I was a master in stealing meat
from pot
If someone says, that he’s professional in stealing of meat
from pot without being caught
I will be like see this mumu u can’t be as expert as I was
Because if my mum count the meat
I will still thief it without been caught
Even if she use camera
to snap it
I will still steal it
But it all stop
on the day when I want to steal one bastard pomo (Cow skin meat) that has meat inside
When my mum was washing
this meat
Naso I sight it and I started planning on how to steal it
Maybe I should take it all or I should slim fit
it
Naso I concluded my mind to slim fit the meat out of the pomo
I watch my mum
till she finished cooking the stew
The stew ready thank God
I thought in my mind it’s now time to strike
I was at alert so that my mum shouldn’t catch me as usual
I now tiptoe
to the pot of stew
Then I grab the meat
Despite the fact that the stew was still hot
As my plan to slim fit the Pomo
But this pomo nah bastard I thought in mind because it is not soft at all
As I struggled to cut it with my teeth
That’s when the problem started
I now open my eyes to look left and right
To look whether my mum is coming
That is when the meat now separate from pomo in angry way
It now do fiaaaaammm naso hot pepper
enter into my eye
yeeeeeeeeeh I said
But I keep it to my self so my mum will not hear me
Na so I try to open my second eyes
so I can run away
but unfortunately my second eye can’t open
Because the pepper is now transacted all over my body include my an*s
Naso I try to run off with my eyes closed
Next thing I heard was gbammmm naso I hit my head on the wall
Maybe am on Earth or in heaven I don’t know
I can’t hold the pain anymore
That’s when I shouted yeeeeeeeeh
And my mum heard my voice
So she ran to my rescue
she now asked “Emma what happen to you
“? because I sat on the floor I can’t say anything I just hold my head with one hand because my second hand is full of stew
Naso I try to stand up
And she saw the meat on the floor and my hand full of stew
She now understand what really happened and gave me a dirty slap
gbaaaaa that can shift destiny to early grave and beat the hell out of me
That is when I realized the proverb that says
“Every day for the thief and one day for the owner”
Since then once my mind tell me to steal meat
My eyes will now start peppering me
And my ears will now be hearing gbaaa! gbaaa!! gbaaa!!! gbaaamm
