The Shock Of My Life

For the Matured YOUTH .

This piece will definitely bless you.

I received the shock of my life yesterday, when a friend of mine accused me of trying to break up with him. Break up ke? Are we even dating?
Then it dawned on me that all those times he came around to hang out with me, drive me to work, clearance and back, see movies, play and gist, eat out, were because he assumed I was his geh-vren.

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So I’m in a relationship without knowing I’m in a relationship??? What a Waawu!???
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I actually felt for him, even in my transfixed state sha. See innocent me that was just catching fun.?
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I relayed the story to a colleague and heard a more shocking one. She had become friends with a fine guy, and thought him her boyfriend. She would close from work and branch to the market, buy food stuffs and go to his house to cook. After eating In the night, they will knack. Then the next morning, she will go to work from there. This continued for three good years, and Onku didn’t propose. He was just chopping free food, and knacking free knack (NB: fornication is a sin).
So one day, she took a step of faith to ask him when he was coming to see her parents. Guess what???.
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Onku said; “Parents ke? Boluwatife, you’re just like a younger sister to me o. I never saw you in that light. Actually. I’m engaged.”
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She broke down in tears, but later she had to come to terms with the sting of reality. Onku didn’t “Toast” her. They only met at the bank, and from there, their “frensheep” blossomed!???
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It was kinda funny sha, but I was pained as well. Younger sister ke? He didn’t even say “Just a friend”. Who dafuq knacks his younger sister??
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Helshadai!!!????
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